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The Bong Warrior

Genre: Dark Comedy

Status: Pre-Production

 

Laid Bak - The Bong Warrior

Two stoners, Josh and Toker, work as security guards at a top secret warehouse housing all of the nation’s secrets.  One day, three smoking hot girls, Mary Jane, Sinsemilla and Maui Waui, pull up to the warehouse and overpower Josh and Toker using their sex appeal and kung-fu skills.  The girls steal an ancient mystical relic called the Bong of Ages and deliver it to the criminal mastermind known only as “The Master”.

 

It is foretold that whatever passes through the chamber in the Bong of Ages will be magically spread to every other bong ever made all around the earth.  The Master has his evil scientist, Doctor Wolfgang Von Chronicstein, working on a special strain of pot that causes all who inhale it to turn into snack food craving zombies – everything they see looks like food.

 

Josh and Toker are given an ultimatum by their boss, Marty Spliff.  If they want to keep their jobs, they must locate and return the Bong of Ages before their next shift on Monday.  Knowing they have no way of locating the relic on their own, they enlist the help of a freelance video reporter named Ganja Lee.  Using a lead given to her by Toker, Ganja Lee locates Laid Bak, the famed relic hunter, warrior, and master of the ancient art of smoke-fu.  After some consideration, Laid Bak agrees to help in the quest to recover the Bong of Ages.

 

But the recovery won’t be easy, Laid Bak will have to use all of his kung-fu and smoke-fu skills to battle his way through The Master's zombies and his girls before the big final showdown between Laid Bak and his real life smoke-fu sensei, The Master.

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